Top 3 Naomiisms

Age 2 - "Mommy," holding up a piece of pineapple chunk speared to her fork, "this looks like a little yellow trapezoid!"

Age 3 - "Mommy, look! Those are the spider's pedipalps, they are like the spider's arms"

Age 4 - "Mom, it's Har - mons, not Har - mens. There is an O not an E, so it's Har mons!

           Me: Yes, miss Granger - it's Har mons.  (She didn't get the reference)